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Ambulations Of The WiFi Horse

by Zodiac Avalanche

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Ambulations Of The WiFi Horse Pt. 1 13:47
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Ambulations Of The WiFi Horse Pt. 2 13:47
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Ambulations Of The WiFi Horse Pt. 3 13:47
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Ambulations Of The WiFi Horse Pt. 4 26:01
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Ambulations Of The WiFi Horse Pt. 5 13:47
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Ambulations Of The WiFi Horse Pt. 6 19:25
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Ambulations Of The WiFi Horse Pt. 7 26:01

about

WiFi Horse has awoken from his operation. He lies prostrate in a patch of crunchy, purple leaves, children can be heard playing in the watering hole... Their ipads have no internet access as the WiFi horse is still recovering from illness. Dr. Punkupine, the punk porcupine, hovers over him like a squiggly needle over some unsuspecting grated lemon zest. WiFi horse picks up a golf club from on the ground beside him as his friends Isobel & Lewis the hip hop moles help him onto his red, glowing hooves as he uses the golf club to retain balance. "Go on then" says Isobel... "Try to bleep"... "Can you still bleep, WiFi Horse?" cried Lewis. "Blllllllllllllllll-oh it's no use" snapped the WiFi Horse in a rollicking fit of frustration. "I suppose from this day i'll just be a regular horse". Regular Horse wimpered and sniffled, drying his eyes with an A1 printout of former Labour Party leader John Smith smiling on a rocking horse at the fair. Dr. Punkcupine leans in nervously and annoints WiFi Horse's muscular thighs with nettles, crisps and sage & onion stuffing whilst murderously shouting the magic words into WiFi Horse's tail which he was using as a microphone. "Paxo! Paxo!" and a single butterfly emerged from each of the horses nostrils. "BLEEEEEEP!!!!" emitted WiFi Horse in relief. And the internet signal was restored to all the lands. So each time your WiFi goes down, don't get angry. Just shout "Paxo! Paxo!" and annoint your nearest horse or pony with your choice of leaves, snacks and brand of stuffing and pay your respects to the brave equine who work tirelessly so you could read this.

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released March 2, 2016

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Zodiac Avalanche Auchterarder, UK

Anti-folk/crude-folk/twee-folk artist from Scotland. THIS PAGE ALSO INCLUDES MY AMBIENT RELEASES SO DON'T FREAK OUT LIKE 'WHere's tHe WORds?' cos sometimes you just don't need any. (Ambient releases so far for reference: Zeta Reticuli, Sounds Of The Subconscious, To Proselytise The Gods & Ambulations Of The WiFi Horse) Yes, I know I should've made a separate page, but I did not do so. ... more

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